Lingo


Jumbro: This is a Bro that goes to Tufts. Jumbros come in a variety of forms. My personal favorites are the ones that wear sweatpants, their TU sports shirts, a TU lanyard, a baseball cap, and a surely expression. However, fun wardrobes also include: Nantucket reds, a button down and sperrys. Jumbros typically treat ladies like garbage and are only after one thing. However, decent guys can also be mistaken for Jumbros and vice versa. BEWARE! 


O.T.D.F.M.O.: Really? On the dance floor make out. 

Ugly Duckling Syndrome: This is what it sounds like. You know, a girl who is treated like a duckling but is actually a swan. It’s a hottie that’s been convinced she should be treated like a lesser human. 

Frat Star: This is also what it sounds like. A frat boy who thinks he is all that. Typically wears a lot of greek shirts, has a lot of friends, drinks almost every night and for an inexplicable reason gets a ton of women. 

Douchelord: This is a Jumbro, Frat Star, or other male who has transcended typical annoying behavior and risen to a whole new level of douchebaggery. Like porn, you know it when you see it. 


Tuftslandia: The Medford/Somerville Campus of Tufts and her surrounding principalities (including all the big student housing streets).